tiggrus asked:


Surely Jesus would achieve the Democratic nomination, so who would he coose for vice president, and why? C’mon be creative!
Ok, I meant choose not coose!
Surely Jesus would win Democratic nomination, so who would he choose and why? Be creative!

19 Responses to “If Jesus was a Democrat and running for President, would he pick Hillary or Obama as running mate?”

1. TheOnlyBeldin on May 15th, 2008 9:44 am

   He’d bring Patrick Moynihan back from the dead and make him VP.

2. DH Getta on May 17th, 2008 5:58 am

   He would chose Obama just to piss off the establishment and the status que. Jesus was a rebel

   Italian Americans for Obama 08!

3. Your account is suspended on May 17th, 2008 12:50 pm

   He would not be a politician, politicians eventually become corrupt to some degree.
   In my opinion the whole abortion thing would prevent Jesus from becoming a democrat.

4. Cali Girl on May 20th, 2008 6:38 am

   well, Jesus would never be a democrat b/c he wouldnt want to murder unborn children.

5. amnesty sucks on May 21st, 2008 2:46 pm

   Jesus wouldn’t be a socialist so your question is moot!

6. Jesus of Mars on May 22nd, 2008 9:37 pm

   I would pick Hillary. Her philosophy is close to mine and Obama has made people think he is the new Messiah. He is a silver tongued devil who is facilitating the take over of America by Islam. Ready to live under Sharia law in a few years if he wins?

7. poon on May 23rd, 2008 10:09 am

   hillary—-obamas a muslim

8. K W on May 26th, 2008 2:46 pm

   Jesus would choose neither one. He never advocated forcefully taking from the prosperous and giving it to the poor. That is a socialist agenda that has proven to be wrong and destructive … ie USSR

9. Takeru Kido on May 27th, 2008 2:26 am

   He wouldn’t chose either. He would chose an amazing man!! By the way, Jesus would definetely be a Republican. He is against abortion and gay marriage. If he had to chose an Democratic running mate, he wouldn’t chose either of the two though!! He would probably give the Holy Spirit a body, make him a Democrat and give him the spot. Or he would have the Democratic reincarnation of one of his Apostles!!

10. eldude on May 27th, 2008 6:08 pm

    Please, there’s no room for religion in the Democrat party, he’d alienate all the homosexuals and miscellaneous churches in the country. But, on the other hand, if they thought having Jesus on a ticket would help them get illegal immigrant votes, they would do it. So I can see a point there, since most latino gang bangers have a picture of a cross tattooed on the sweaty backs, they surely must be Christian. So, they would want to vote for him. I think that Hillary nor Obama would want him as a running mate though, he’s got too much integrity. Can you imagine how bad he’d screw up all their lies? It’d be fun to watch thats for sure.

11. t. B on May 29th, 2008 3:23 pm

    Why would Jesus be a DemoncRat? He would help to help themselves. Not help people stay on welfare.

12. Anarchist on May 31st, 2008 11:23 pm

    John the Baptist would be his choice, they both talk a lot….. and had a great story to tell all of us.
    So I guess if you believe in all this cr*p, BO

13. victor98_2001 on June 4th, 2008 8:45 am

    Hillary will win the nomination and General Election this year.

14. MIKE YANTREE on June 6th, 2008 7:14 am

    The religious left are not Christians so maybe Obama/Jesus ticket or Hillary/Jesus ticket only so they can pander to moderates and rinos.

15. Jane on June 7th, 2008 8:00 pm

    If you knew Jesus, you’d know that he loves everyone. His goal would be to bridge the gap between enemies.

    Hmmm. Who does that remind you of???

    Put it this way, it wouldn’t remind you of a “Monster”.

16. Ronald G on June 9th, 2008 2:54 am

    Jesus isn’t interested in the way of Ceasar. He has a message many people especially democrats did not understand. I think that if Jesus came back, not only America but the world would be changed. For once there would be justice.

17. Troll Hunter on June 10th, 2008 11:07 pm

    Neither !! He insightful and intelligent !! He sees that they are only seeking a position of power for their own agenda !! He recognizes that they are only USING people for their own whims!

18. margaret h on June 11th, 2008 6:00 pm

    Neither.
    He’d choose McCain.
    Then he would change the Democratic platform completely to get rid of their destructive policies.
    They would make the far-left and far-right get out of the equation so that the sensible moderates could get something done for America.
    That mean Obama and Clinton could go back to wherever they came from. No more fighting!!!

19. starglowshady on June 14th, 2008 7:24 pm

    He would pick Hillary because she is being ridiculed by everyone ….And he would say too the people …. Why do you put another god before thee talking about Obama… You all have sinned he would say… Then he would pick Hillary as the chosen one……Go Hillary GO!