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I heard Michael Vick’s appology on the news,and knew word for word what he would say before he said it,i’ve heard it before from past criminals,it seems that lawyers are very good at telling their clients what to say to the media,so in other words if they never get caught,they’ll never feel an appology is needed

13 Responses to “Why do all criminals caught,suddenly find Jesus and religion?”

1. Moonrise on December 26th, 2008 12:33 am

   why blame lawyers? it’s what they are paid for.

2. kyleduhon on December 26th, 2008 5:47 pm

   Everyone is sorry, when and only when, they get caught

3. plenum222 on December 29th, 2008 9:53 am

   It’s an easy way to look “clean” and “reformed”…

4. Gravedigger on December 31st, 2008 10:55 pm

   They hope it’ll help get them a lighter sentence or early parole.

5. lailer8529 on January 2nd, 2009 5:59 pm

   Its probably what their publicist or their agent makes them say so they get on the good side of the public again. Otherwise no one will want to watch him play anymore and he wont be able to be on commercials and such.

   The same thing happened when Paris Hilton when to jail. I knew exactly what she was gonna say when she got it. Its just a ploy to get the public to like them again.

6. aphreakywuman on January 5th, 2009 5:37 am

   In my opinion the lawyers advise their clients to apologize to look for sympathy and a lesser sentence. Once I see the facts your apology holds no weight. In Vicks case his imagine career are gone so his reputation is tarnished no need to look anymore stupid with an apology. Most criminals aren’t remorseful or they would have thought before they crossed that line. Do the crime pay the time and shut the fu*k up no need for an apology! If they were truly religious they would be uplifting members to society.

7. jj on January 7th, 2009 5:32 pm

   THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND CHRISTIANITY: “Now we know that God does not hear sinners; but if anyone is a worshiper of God and does His will, He hears him” AND ALL CRIMINALS DON’T TURN TO CHRIST.

8. Old Sal on January 9th, 2009 3:20 pm

   It’s like a little kid saying, “Mommy, I’ve learned my lesson. I won’t do it any more.” Most good mommies make it clear that trust must be earned and that once it’s lost, just saying you’re sorry doesn’t make it all better. Most thinking people don’t trust celebrity these apologies until the offender does something to prove he’s changed and will not “do it again.” Michael Vick is going to have to serve his time in jail, and then turn in a few other dog fighting organizations and aid in their prosecution before I forgive him.

9. Mark623112 on January 13th, 2009 1:00 am

   He needs to apologize to those dogs he tortured and killed,
   -Not to me.

10. Flowergirl on January 13th, 2009 8:33 pm

    I agree with you! But to find out really WHY a person actually “finds” Jesus is only a question to be answered by a law breaker/criminal.

11. michael l on January 14th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Well Jesus was a criminal, and the Romans dealt with him fairly and squarely. Bring back the Romans, they new how to deal with christens.

12. cosmicwindwalker on January 16th, 2009 5:22 pm

    could be because they got caught they have reached the depths of despair – lets hope that is why.

13. xyz on January 17th, 2009 1:59 pm

    I notice that often, just like Noriega, he found Jesus in jail, seems like Jesus is alwasys in some bad places..

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