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Doddy asked:


In the Catholic faith, it is believed that when the communion wafer touches your tongue, it becomes Jesus’ flesh. So, how many wafers does it take to equal the whole of Jesus’ body?
In the Catholic faith, it is believed that when the priest consecrates the communion wafer, it becomes Jesus’ flesh. So, how many wafers does it take to equal the whole of Jesus’ body?

Comments

10 Responses to “How many communion wafers does it take to equal a whole Jesus?”

  1. Aaron A on February 20th, 2008 12:45 am

    actually its flesh when its consecrated, before it touches the tongue. i’m catholic so i’m an expert on this- exactly 666 pieces. jj. im a bad person.

  2. manda79 on February 22nd, 2008 1:40 am

    Pffttt… lol, reminds me of the book, Angela’s Ashes

  3. Cory S. on February 23rd, 2008 4:39 pm

    More than you would think, it is estimated around 17,500,000 wafers, give or take a few because we don’t know his exact characteristics.

    He also couldn’t OD on alcohol, as proved by the alcohol level in his blood as soon as it touches your mouth.

  4. Mari-Mari on February 23rd, 2008 6:38 pm

    Why is this Question in Food & Drink ?
    Why be disrepectful with Someone Else’s Religion?
    If you do not believe that is fine, but please do not make fun of someone’s Religion. Thank you.

  5. Born-Again Catholic on February 27th, 2008 12:00 am

    All of them, from every Mass that has ever or will ever be celebrated.

    Tucking this into Food & Drink really wasn’t as clever as you thought.

  6. angie on February 29th, 2008 12:43 pm

    LOL that’s funny!!!!!!! Thanks for a good laugh!

  7. Danny H on March 2nd, 2008 11:32 pm

    Wrong. The wafter becomes Christ at the altar when the priest says the words, “This is my body…”, not when it touches the tongue.

    The single wafer itself if the whole, complete body of Christ. Even the smallest crumb from a wafer is the full, complete body of Christ.

    God bless.

  8. e.citizen on March 3rd, 2008 6:23 am

    Any bits an pieces is the whole body, blood, soul and divinity of Jesus Christ.

  9. Mister P on March 5th, 2008 10:04 pm

    The body of Christ is all the members of the church.

  10. Dr.Sar on March 6th, 2008 11:29 pm

    Well, it’s supposed to be symbolic of Jesus’s flesh. Not his “real” flesh.