Trey H asked:


How would the most famous red state Republican of all time, Jesus of Nazareth reacted to 9/11? What country would he have bombed first?

19 Responses to “How would Jesus have waged the war on terror?”

1. eldude on February 9th, 2008 11:58 pm

   i think Jesus would have called upon prayer for the lost souls that belong to these dark religions sects that make these people into walking bombs. Pray for them to see the light so they may be saved.

2. Lindsey G on February 13th, 2008 1:36 am

   I do not think Jesus would be an advocate for war or bombs. He believed in peace.

3. YOU asked!! on February 14th, 2008 10:18 pm

   His Father generally handled the wars…he would have dispatched an Angel to wipe the terrorists off of the planet…along with all of their supporters and sympathizers…Read up on Egypt in the Bible…Also don’t forget Jesus was ALL ABOUT the will of God! He would have prayed to his Father in Heaven and it would have been handled!

4. pandasex on February 16th, 2008 2:14 pm

   He was all about that turning the other cheek stuff.. . . . . . . .

5. faulty_cortex on February 18th, 2008 7:25 pm

   Jesus taught peace, not war.

6. Mel on February 22nd, 2008 2:25 am

   Jesus was not into Politics but into your soul. There is a difference.Take this to the R&S room.They will answer it very well for you!!!

7. Ford Prefect on February 25th, 2008 11:05 am

   you are so wrong on so many levels it is disturbing

8. jdog on February 28th, 2008 6:47 pm

   if jesus was actually walking the earth…i doubt there would be any desire or need for war..

   people would change their hearts in the blink of an eye

9. I'll Be Bahk! on March 1st, 2008 10:53 pm

   He would say do not use my name in vain liberal girly heathen.

10. the_almighty28 on March 2nd, 2008 3:13 am

    no one could say he would react this way or the other. no one knows until we get to see him in heaven.

11. Brianne on March 3rd, 2008 9:03 am

    You don’t think Jesus isn’t in all of this? Jesus isn’t causing it but He is watching and I’m sure it breaks His heart. However war has been with mankind right from the start and while it isn’t God’s Will He uses these situations to get done what He feels needs to be done.

12. miserable old git on March 5th, 2008 8:17 am

    Jesus would have turned all the cemtex in the world into that pink and white fudge with almond bits in, and all the oil into Bovril. Problem solved.

13. reinformer on March 7th, 2008 7:24 am

    He would have probably sat everyone down for supper. Lichtenstein or The Vatican.

14. wkevinc on March 7th, 2008 11:53 am

    Jesus doesn’t use primitive bombs. He recently developed a device known as the love cannon. It harnesses the awesome power of love for even more awesome destruction. Really shows all those hateful Muslims the power of love.

15. gr8mom on March 9th, 2008 6:25 am

    Man are you an idiot!Jesus was a radical, a liberal ,who turned the establishment on its head.Read a bible before you spout off stupidity you know nothing about.

16. Sucka on March 12th, 2008 4:54 am

    He would not have bombed anyone. Remember that Jesus was a prophet in the Koran. The Muslims hold Jesus in high regard. Only second to Mohamad. Jesus would have brought peace to the Jews and the muslims. Then brought Christians into the peace circle and then the Buddist and HIndu and we would have freedom of religion every where. Jesus would have brought the world back together. Peace on earth and go back to family value and respect for everyone else as well. In the end we all want the same thing. To be wise and loved.

17. woodchipper890 on March 14th, 2008 9:18 pm

    He would have duel wielded M60 machine guns, had a bandanna, a catchy punchline, and taken the terrorists on by himself.

18. SirWilliam on March 15th, 2008 12:12 am

    …He’s about to…. you can read all about it in the Book of Revelation… coming to this Planet soon…

19. buttercup on March 15th, 2008 1:34 am

    Jesus was sent as our Saviour the first time.
    The next time He comes, He’ll be here as JUDGE.
    Read Revelations. It will be awful, worse than any
    war in Iraq and Vietnam. You better hope by then
    you’re a believer and will be raptured before this
    takes place as it will not affect “troops”, but everyone.