Pinkerton asked:


Just for fun, if a psychiatrist were to interview God. What condition would God be diagnosed with? And what kind of treatment would he prescribe?

4 Responses to “What kind of psychological disorder would God be diagnosed with?”

1. Deano on August 26th, 2008 2:19 pm

   arrogance – made the world in 7 days? ok fair enough but he doesnt have to send his son via a virgin now just to prove it does he!

2. serenalove21 on August 26th, 2008 3:06 pm

   this is blasphemy, but, Id say multiple personality disorder, because the bible says god is in everyone.

3. vannili on August 29th, 2008 7:38 am

   Your mind is very sick, and what you are saying is not funny. I hope you are not out of your medicine for sanity.

4. misterchipotle on August 31st, 2008 7:31 pm

   were do i begin. if we’re talking about the christian god, the list goes on and on, but i’ll try my best.

   1. jealousy complex 2. serial murderous psychopathic sociological rage 3. mass murderous genocidal rage. since he wants to be worshipped for eternity with no end, by beings he created, seemingly for that purpose, i’d say narcissistic nepolianic complex. since apparently he has a plan for all his creation and he uses them as if in a large board game of sorts, i don’t know what could be used to describe it but i’m sure it’s pretty serious. since he’s all loving, until you decide you don’t believe in him then he sends you to hell for all eternity, i’d say severely manic depressive/ severe bipolarity. also, it seems as if he can’t remember how he created humanity since there are two creation stories, i’d also have to throw in short-term memory loss.

   i’d suggest a change in diet along with a heavy psychotropic drug regimen.