virile romulus jedi ghoul asked:


So far I have accumulate over 900 Jesus points. How many more will I need before I can reanimate the dead? What is the quickest way to acquire the points that I need?

6 Responses to “How many Jesus points are required to resurrect the dead?”

1. Jack on October 22nd, 2008 4:42 am

   Don’t insult your God and your savior.

2. Mirror on October 25th, 2008 4:32 pm

   man your such a nooblet, i god like 800,000
   GOD points. i passed the jesus level a long time ago. i think you need like 5000 jesus points before you can reanimate the dead.

3. That Guy on October 25th, 2008 7:06 pm

   At least 10000.

4. The Akurians on October 27th, 2008 2:23 am

   EXCELLENT QUESTION! And, finally a TRUE spiritual one! Most are jackassed!

   However, get rid of the notion regarding that 659 Year Old Lie – ‘jesus’! He never did exist! The letter ‘j’ didn’t exist until 1349. Nothing will change that Damned Lie into Truth! NOTHING! That is your starting point!

   Read The Anointed, The Elect, and The Damned! to get a handle on what The Most High Lord God of ALL Creation requires in order to accomplish your desire.

5. . on October 28th, 2008 8:53 am

   *cough* crazy *cough* hahahaha

6. Smeagol AM (back for revenge) on October 30th, 2008 7:38 pm

   I had a friend, let’s call him W. He had a mental breakdown a few years ago, and he believed he was the Messiah. This stemmed from a bucket load of drugs I’m sure, and he was taken home to the UK from Tel Aviv in Palestine in a straightjacket, but anyway he thought he could resurrect the dead, but there was a countdown to the day he could use his powers.

   Ah how we laughed.

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